Date: Wed, 17 Aug 94 From: LizBeth258@aol.com Subject: Top Ten Reasons why.... Hi All, In light of the BSG vs. ST vs. XXX war re-heating up on r.a.sf.tv, I thought I'd compose a Top Ten list. (with apologies to David Lettermen): Top Ten Reasons Why We Watch BSG: 10. We wanna see "the boys" in those _really_ tight Triad suits. 9. We haven't quite memorized all those stock footage shots of the Colonial vipers blowing up Cylon nasties. 8. Play spot the annoying guest star of the week. 7. Just to hear the episode's "wooden line that goes thunk in the night." 6. Patrick McNee's voice-over at the beginning of most episodes provides cheap aural thrill. 5. "Hey, I'm payin' for cable anyway. I might as well get some use out of it." 4. The remote control's batteries are dead. 3. A desperate search to discover the hidden meaning of the word "frak." 2. To annoy Star Trek fans. And now, the number one reason why we watch BSG is..... ..... 1. Just in case Glen Larson snuck new footage into the show while we weren't looking at it the first hundred times. Sorry. I needed to do that.... Liz ;)