February 3, 1998
joeisdeth presents:

The top ten reasons to watch the Conquest of the earth home video

10) Instead of 10 hours of stupidity, you get 2.
9)  You get 2 annoying Dr Zee's instead of just 1!
8)  The "Super Scouts" are reduced to a cameo appearance (yeah!!!)!
7)  In this cameo they don't speak (double yeah!!!)!
6)  Centeuri doesn't get assaulted by a microwave oven.
5)  No "alien detector" revolving doors.
4)  Dillon doesn't accidently rob a bank.
3)  The "jump 1 floor at a time" through the elevator shaft is removed 
(thank the Lords of Kobol !!).
2)  The plane to New York doesn't get hijacked.
1)  You get stock footage of Baltar from the Young Lords episode ( this 
is the only good part of the tape)!!!!!!!!