Someone mentioned how Sheba took a viper on a test drive.  A test
drive?  As in drive like a car?
--- A Viper Drive ---
     Vrrrooooom.  Vrrrrroooom.  [Screech tires]
     'And they're off.  Viper off to a shot gun track.  Raider is
falling behind.  Ah, but the viper can't handle Turn 1.  He overshot. 
Raider should be...  No wait.  The Raider is chasing the viper off the
track.  The viper is stirring up a dust cloud with multiple doughnut
spins trying to get itself back in the direction of the track.  With
any luck, it may make turn two.  Oh, and look.  The Landram slowly
chugs it's way out the gate.  Folks, this is going to be some race. 
Wait a micron!!  Someone go down and remove the daggit from the race
track.  The daggit races are tomorrow.  That is if we can keep any
supply of Mushies for the daggits to chase around the track.  Inside
sources reveal the Mushie supply disappears five centons after it is
restocked.
     'Viper finally makes it back onto the track at turn two, folks. 
He will be penalized and have to do another lap.  It looks like the
viper is taking a more cautious approach.  The Raider is lost somewhere
in the dust cloud.  The landram is only halfway down the first
straight-away towards Turn 1.  Meanwhile, the daggit is running around
wildly with six people chasing after it.  Folks, you will get your
cubits worth today here, only at the Colony Races.'
                                  Robert
                              hanczykr@gmail.com