Date: Mon, 3 Apr 1995
From: kxbyrnes@sescva.esc.edu
Subject: Top 9 Reasons Why Starbuck Didn't Return

9. Being stranded with only a woman who has a child afterward doesn't
   look good
8. Angela told him if he reached Earth, he'd have to act alongside
   someone named after a letter of the alphabet in a mediocre action
   show.
7. Didn't like the idea of having the ship, and himself, being run by
   his son.
6. Wanted a vacation after being chased through space for ten years.
5. Didn't want to see Adama with that really ugly beard.
4. Had owed 150 cubics to Boomer after losing at last night's Pyramid
   game.
3. Every time he tried to get the ship running, it kept flashing E
2. Was waiting for real estate values to go up before he sold.
   and, the number one reason is...
1. Couldn't find where Earth was on the "You are here" map.

Kevin