Subject: Re: [bsgeezers] Changed Welcome Message Date: 09 Dec 1999 From: Robert Hanczyk Organization: Robert Airlines Lee said: >I need all the help I can get! :-) No comments. :) >No polls or surveys should be conducted on the list without express permission of the moderator.< Dawson, former Richard Dawson before he became Sire Dawson: "Out of 1000 people surveyed, the top 6 answers are on the board. Listen carefully to the question before answering. What is the favorite..." Dawson: "I'm sorry. I thought I clearly said wait until I finish the question. Now Sire Uri, do tell me, to what was I referring when I said favorite?" Uri: "Ale, Grog and Ambrosa. What else?" Dawson: "Sorry. I'll tell you right now those did not make the survey." Sire Dawson turns to the other contestant. "Siress Blassie..." Uri: "Now Hold up!! You may not exclude a Sire from this especially when I am that Sire!" Dawson: "Oh my humble apologies, square squire. You did not follow the rules. If you can't follow them you can't play. There are no exceptions even for the most crier-est of sires." Turning back to Siress Blassie. "Now sweet Siress Blassie. May I say that perfume you are wearing has such an auric effect. What is it?" Blassie: "Why it's my own creation. I call it De Chamels of Leons. It changes it scents quite often to suit the occasion." Dawson: "If it smells this wonderful for this game show, I am curious what it smells like in other arrangements. Perhaps we could meet afterwards in one of our quarters to discuss the, ah, different fragrances." Blassie: "Why I would be delighted." Uri : "Can we get on with THIS?!?!?" Dawson : "My my, aren't we the temperamental child Sire tonight. Since you violated the rules, you may go back to your box and huff and puff and blow it all down." Uri: HMPF!!!!! Dawson: "Where were we?" Blassie : "You are supposed to ask the game question." Dawson: "Oh yes." "One thousand people were surveyed. The top six answers are on the board. Please let me finish the question before answering. What is the favorite thingie for lady's dingles? Huh? oops. My tongue must have tied. I meant to say 'What is the favorite ring for lady's fingers?' " Blassie: "Why that it easy. It's..." Dawson : "Please hit the buzzer first." Blasssie : "Ooooohhhh! Is that what that is? Why if you say I must hit it then naturally I will." Dawson: "Go ahead, sweetie, I mean Siress Blassie. What is your answer?" Blassie: "Zimuns. Like these I am wearing." Dawson : " And might I say, they are mighty pretty for a lady as beautiful as yourself. We must discuss this later." Blassie: "If you insist, but first, do tell if my answer is correct." Dawson : "Oh yes. The answer." "She says Zimuns. Survey Sayzzzzzzz." [ch-king] Aren't I the devil tonight?!?!? She says no "me two's" so I do a "me three's." I'm allowed to do me three's. I'll be four next year. Or is that after the next year I'm before? "FORE!!!!" She says no surveys. So I do a Survey Says. It's not a say no survey because the survey says it said. Thank you very much. -- Robert (who is not going to be able to fall asleep at this rate) "Excitement of the Party! What are we running here, Tigh? A Battle-bar Grog-er-tive?" ---------- >Now, jump in and have fun. :-) I don't know if I have enough energy left to jump in. Do you mind if I hop instead? [Ribbit] "BUD!" "Cheese" "Er." "BUD!" "Please." "Her." "BUD!" "Tease" "Her" Director: CUT!! Where did these Frogs come from? It's not cheezier. It's not to please her or to tease her. It is to wizen her. Got it?" ------- Robert (suddenly feels drawn to that cookie container in the kitchen and kicks himself for not having any sooner)