Top Ten Signs You're A Redneck Colonial 10. You've Ever Smashed Up Your LandRam While Trying To Light A Fumarello 9. You've Ever Used A Laser Bolo To Open An Ambrosia Bottle 8. You've Gotten A Ticket Because Your Mechanical Daggit Runs Loose And Chases Shuttles in the Landing Bay 7. You've Actually Gone Home With Somebody You Met At Carillon 6. Borays Back Down From Your Mama 5. You Can't Figure Out Why Apollo And Athena Don't Get Sealed (Ewwww...) 4. You've Brought Down A Cylon Raider With A Potato Cannon 3. The Last Time You Used your Mind Powers Was So You Wouldn't Have Get Out Of Bed To Jiggle The Handle On The Turboflush 2. Your Launch Bay Tram Was Manufactured By John Deere And The Number One Sign You're A Redneck Colonial... 1. Your Viper Runs On Propane --- Okay, okay, so _maybe_ this is in bad taste, but... just trying to liven the place up a bit. :)) No offense intended to anyone. -- Tina Louise Vivian -