Everything I Needed to Know in Life, I Learned from Watching BSG.
Date: Sat, 23 May 1998

Hello, everyone,

I don't know if this was done before, but it's the middle of the night
here, so I figured I'd start a new one. (If you can find the logic in
that, please, enlighten me.) Bear in mind, it's very very late, and the
last time I actually saw BSG was over 6 years ago. Be merciful. :)
                                        Ayelet
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Everything I Needed to Know in Life, I Learned from Watching BSG.
*Launch tubes are not a private place. 
*When the Greeks made Apollo a god, they had a good reason.  
*Never cheat a Cylon on Pyramid. 
*There are always a couple of Vipers just waiting to launch.
*Fastened jackets are for wimps. 
*Captainhood is never having  to comb your hair.
*Your lasers don't really need to hit the target in order to blow it up.
*Medical studies don't take that long.
*The Commander knows best. We hope. 
*Can't we all get along? 
*Some people get all the fun.

From Lee: (Whose brain is dying) :-)
*Know where your cubits are... at _all_ times.
*Be nice to the Commanders' daughters.
*Steam purges can really be hot topics.
*Never trust anyone who calls himself a Count.
*Don't stow away on shuttles; you might get the cold shoulder.

From Robert: (Whose brain is dead)
*Everybody is a member of Blue Squadron
*Celestial domes are for "Taking in the View"
*Women pilots can kick butt
*People can travel at the speed of light
*Mushies are, well, ah, Mushies
*Daggits have a nose for Mushies
*Not everyone speaks English
*Don't trust your life to a Council