From: Lee Storm
Subject: Let's Have Some Singing!
Date: 12 Aug 1999

Kronus Is Dead -L
(to the tune: "Poor Jud Is Dead")

Kronus is dead,
Poor Kronus is dead;
His tactics were so oft misunderstood.
(Misunderstood.)
But the truth, if it be told,
He was gettin' kinda old;
His brain cells often times were not so good.
(Oh Good!)

Kronus is dead,
Poor Kronus is dead.
He was an old curmudgeon to the end.
(the bitter end.)
Though his ship he tried to save,
That ol' laser made him cave;
Now into space his body we must send.
(Good-bye, old friend??)

Kronus is dead,
So very, very dead;
O let their be much mourning and much grief!
(Yeah, grief.)
But when into space he goes
Carried by the airlock flows,
We'll all be breathing big sighs of relief!
(Relief!)

Poor Kronus; poor Kronus.
He's gone but not forgotten,
Rest in peace.
(Now, we'll have peace!)