THE PILOT COMMANDMENTS Robert Hanczyk August 26, 1998 10. Thou shall not do bird watching while in flight except to avoid hitting said bird. 9. Thou shall not cut in front of others in pattern. 8. Thou shall not fly circles around rotating beacon when told, "Follow the light." 7. Thou shall not try to surf the plane on a river, creek or stream. Thou must saveth river for emergency runway. 6. Thou shall not cut airport grass with plane propeller. 5. Thou shall have money for flying even if it means dwelleth in thy plane. 4. Thou shall not spin de loop de loop. 3. Honor thy fellow or fellowess pilot as thy honor thyself. 2. Thou shall not work on clear, sunny days. Flying must take priority over everything else. 1. Thou shall enjoy the flight.