Colonial Dry Cleaners July 11, 1999 > I know, this is a truly trivial topic. But I couldn't help > but wonder how Cassi got that blue dress clean after her > Ovion encounter. Maybe it's got built-in Scotchguard or something. I was looking at one of those TV style shows, and some designer wanted to sell white clothes but figured people wouldn't want to buy them because white shows dirt real easy, so the designer came up with some way to coat the fabric to make it stain resistant. Maybe Cassi's dress is made of super flexible plastic fiber or something. One wipe and it's clean. Eugenia ------------------------------------------ I can see the infocommercial on the IFB now... Got alien goo on your clothes? Did a laser stray too close and now there's a nasty singe on your sleeve? How about blood from that last Cylon disaster? If any of these sound familiar, then you need Miracle Detergenton, guaranteed to clean anything. View our model, Cassiopia of Gemon. Here is her red dress, nearly shot to Hades in the Cylon conquest of the Twelve Worlds. "After the rescue, I didn't know what I'd do with my dress! I mean, it was the only one I had..." And here she is again, following her rescue from the Ovion Mines. "With the goo from the Ovion cocoon, my dress was sticky and I didn't think I'd be able to wear it again." Blah blah blah. :) Sanna ------------------------------------------ Followed by the next spokesperson: And we can't forget our glorious warriors! Here's Starbuck of Blue Squadron. His uniform, after an average mission, is only fit for handing over to sanitation for rag detail. "The Colonel gets on my case for losing Vipers. Think how he'd react if I started going through uniforms that fast! But with Miracle Detergenton, I get rid of smoke, oil, blood, laser burns, swamp muck, and women's perfume with no stains and no residue!" -- Sharon ------------------------------------------ << But with Miracle Detergenton, I get rid of smoke, oil, blood, laser burns, swamp muck, and women's perfume with no stains and no residue!" >> Don't forget it'll get rid of lipstick on the collar!! Cassi ------------------------------------------ "And guaranteed to get it cleaned before Chief Opposer Solon ever needs it for an investigation!" Eric Paddon (Sorry, I had to do it!) ------------------------------------------ Katie pondered: >>Don't forget it'll get rid of lipstick on the collar!! > How about ring around the collar? Does it get rid of embrassing marks left after a royal astrum chewing by superiors? > Can it clean up the blackshirts? > And now I'm wondering just how far this subject will go? Ah, the truth comes out! In actuality, blackshirts were actually so despised by the warriors, that Starbuck pulled a prank and sneaked in Folgers' coffee...uh, Brand Zee Cleanser into their laundry, and it's never been the same since! They still can't get the pluton stains out! And the ship of lights folks of course use the Super-Duper Fantastico Miracle Detergenton, which was tested on a few warrior uniforms, but deemed too strong, even for them, when it not only took out the lipstick marks, swamp muck, women's perfume, Iblis scorch marks, Ovion goo, etc, but all trace of color whatsoever! -- Sharon ------------------------------------------ >And the ship of lights folks of course use the Super-Duper Fantastico Miracle Detergenton, when it took out all trace of color whatsoever! < Oh, so that's how they got all of those uniforms so completely... well, uniform! I couldn't tell the difference, could you tell the difference? :) Barb, who couldn't resist dragging in yet another laundry detergent commercial reference. Anyone care to tie in any "ancient Chinese secrets"? ------------------------------------------ << Super-Duper Fantastico Miracle Detergenton >> So powerful, it even makes the robes of the Borellian Nomen smell like spring flowers... Fran ------------------------------------------ > So powerful, it even makes the robes of the Borellian Nomen smell > like spring flowers... Oof, that's powerful! Think it'll get dog . . . I mean _daggit_ smells out of the carpet? Barb