Ain't Nothin' Better
by Robert Hanczyk
August 3, 1999

<sitting at desk, staring out window>
&  "Oh the sky is so blue for me
       Let me climb the tree" <hiccup>
&    "To reach the heavens
        Of shooting lucky sevens." <double hiccup>
&   "Give them clouds a blow 
        And see how far they go" <burp>
Whoa. That felt g-ga-good.
&   "Toss the stars out to the sea
        Leave them be.
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        Burnt me hands on them
        So much for fishin'."
<fall against wall>
&   "Aw heck, put me in space
       And let me race.
       I'll beat'em stars
      With my Chevy Nova car." <hiccup>
<hit head a few times>
&   "Watch me.  Lookie.
       I'm free
       As the bird in voids
      But only if the birds and I are droids."
<smiling> <hiccup> <hiccup> <hiccup>
&   "Ya know why birdies will flop
        Up there. Cuz they go pop
        In space jaws vaccuum.
        Pull out the broom
        And sweep all planets away
        To go and sleep in the hay."
<konk> Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

The end