Battlestar Galactica Pom Pom Cheers October 21, 2008 Senmut started it. "Break out the pom-poms???????????????????????????????????" Lisa: Okay! Dayton, Dayton, you're our man! If you can't do it, no one can! Go Dayton! Senmut: Cain, Cain, the Tinheads fought! No one beats the Juggernaut! Lisa: Adama, Adama, lead us home! Across the galaxy we shall roam! Senmut: Solon, Solon, makes the bad guys quail. He puts them all right into jail! Lisa: Baltar, Baltar, he lies and schemes! As bad guys go, he's a tad extreme! Senmut: Komma, Komma, he's a geek. His love life is pretty bleak! Lisa: Rigel, Rigel, her reassuring tone, tells our warriors they're almost home! Senmut: Athena, Athena, she's so hot. The squeeze that Boomer finally got! Lisa: CORA, CORA, has a crush, On a Human lieutenant, what a rush! Senmut: Doctor Ravishol had a gun. They blew it up, MAN! that was fun! Carla: Boomer, Boomer, backup plan! Waggle Starbuck! Move that can! Senmut: Omega, Omega, blast doors closed! Carillon is indisposed! Senmut: Into the soil of Equellus Apollo slid. Did he leave Vela another kid? Carla: Wilker made a Muffet drone! So Boxey wouldn't be alone! Senmut: Iblis vanished, in a poof. Hiding from all his cloven hoof! Lisa: But if that cloven hoof comes again. Who's gonna duel with Diabolis, the evil man? Lisa: Cree, Cree, crashed his ship, Down on Arcta, then he slipped. Starbuck, Starbuck, he'll save Cree! He'll best the Cylons, oh, look at "she"! Carla: Warrior's honour! It's not him! The boys from Orange and Purple slipped in! Lisa: Vela, Vela, party on! Your life is exciting in fan fiction! Senmut: 'Twixt Miri and Kyle, there was a rift. Did Starbuck leave the girl a gift? Carla: Uri! Uri! He's the man! He's pushing for disarming plans! Apollo shows him who's in charge! Into the disco, Cylons barge! Senmut: Apollo, Apollo, he still mourns Zac. He wishes that he could go back. Lisa: Cy, Cy, he can dance! Now he needs some tighter pants! Carla: Sheba swooned from Iblis' charm! Then Apollo came to harm! She and Starbuck woke in white! Aboard a helpful Ship of Light! Lisa: The ethereal Beings brought Apollo back, but Starbuck still said "what the frack!" "Warriors, they can't wear white, and I think my pants are a bit too tight!" Senmut: Croad from Proteus his old fighter flew. Of the ambrosia Starbuck saved but few. Carla: Bootes! Bootes! How we mourned! With Red Eye's shot, we were forlorn! Senmut: Arcta, Arcta, full of clones. Starbuck wants to jump their bones. Senmut: But as Maga, he came back. Made things for Chammy look so black! Carla: Robber should have asked for help! Instead on Starbuck he left a welt! Senmut: Clues upon Kobol they found. But left Baltar in the ground. Carla: Gimme a 'P', gimme an 'A', gimme an 'N-T-S! Yeaaa, PANTS! Senmut: Adulteress was really hot. O to have her cellmate's lot! Senmut: Starbuck's pop was short a ducat. It cost dear to ride that bucket. Carla: Starbuck! Starbuck! He's your dad! He's a rather charming cad! Senmut: Chammy's cool, he never rants. Tell Cassie that he wants to dance. Carla: To the shuttle he went instead! It was past the time for Boxey's bed! Had the kid not stowed away, Starbuck may have scored that day! Carla: The last of Baltar we hadn't seen! He was back in black and green! Carla: Starbuck's dad may have his flaws, but Blassie likes him just because! Senmut: The Nomen dudes were uber bad. Chasing after Bucker's dad. Carla: Then there's Cassie. She's no slouch. Though Doctor Salik tends to grouch. Senmut: Folks forget about Dr. Paye. He rushed in, and saved the day! Eugenia: Poor Baltar, left in a pyramid, Adama thought he was finally rid. But, wait! Like a cockroach is Baltar, pursuing Adama from star to star. Senmut: Belloby is a royal pain. Don't put her in a room with Cain! Carla: Wilker works hard in his lab. Cylon parts lay on the slab. 'He'll never fly,' the doctor drolls. Starbuck shrugs as one head rolls. Carla: Adama may just fix them up. Protecting Starbuck, poor young pup. Cain and Belloby, what a thought. She'd have snagged a Juggernaut. That's all. For now.